Dave was driving down the A15 to Lincoln when his Renault 4 broke down. Soon a Yuppie in a BMW pulled up next to him. "Is there anything I can help with?" the Beemer man asks. "Yeah, could I borrow a Spanner?" Dave asks. "Of course. What type and size do you need?" Beemer man asks, opening a sizeable tool kit.
"Don't matter to me. I'm gonna use it fer an hammer anyway."
| Zero Tolerance Speed Cameras | |
| With the road toll continuing to
increase each year especially around holiday periods and the need to
build revenue to pay for this years government pay award, Zero Tolerance
Speed Cameras will be introduced to the UK in 2008
The new cameras look different to the normal cameras, so I have included a photo so that you are familiar with them and able to make sure YOU DO NOT SPEED when approaching one of these devices. Please take this warning seriously as they
will not give you a second chance.
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| How do you measure your sanity | |
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A visitor to a mental institution asked the director how he decided which patients should be kept in. The director said: "We fill up a bath, then offer the patient a teaspoon, teacup or a bucket & ask them to empty the bathtub." The visitor said:" Oh, I see, a normal person would choose the bucket, because it's biggest". No, the director said: "a normal person would pull the plug out". Would you like a bed near the window? |
